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Sign the Petition to Impeach and Arrest Barack Obama

Nov. 25, 2008

Click HERE to sign the Petition to Impeach and Arrest President Barack Obama.

To:  U.S. Congress

President-Elect Barack Obama is not a natural born citizen of the United States, and therefore does not meet the minimum requirements to serve as President. In running for the Office of President, Barack Obama has knowingly A) defrauded the citizens of the United States, B) cost taxpayers trillions of dollars, C) engaged in voter fraud, and most importantly D) circumvented the U.S. Constitution and undermined the democratic process. These are high crimes and misdemeanors. Therefore, as per the U.S. Constitution, the representatives of the American people, the U.S. Congress, must act to impeach Barack Obama and arrest and/or deport him immediately.

And no, a JPEG on a website is not adequate proof of eligibility. For those that think it is or should be, why don’t you try the following:

  • Apply for a passport. When asked for your birth certificate, tell them it’s up on your website.
  • Apply for a job as a nuclear scientist. When asked for proof that you graduated from Harvard, tell them it’s on your website.
  • Drive drunk. When pulled over by the cops, inform them that the results of the Sobriety Field Test is up on your website and you passed.




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